First and foremost I guess I should say that I’m not really a gangsta rapper. I just listened to 50 Cent too much when I was younger. Now, for some reason that can probably be psychoanalyzed I always have problems coming up with a decent introduction for myself. In an effort to save you guys, I’ll TRY to keep this simple and sweet.
I was born to Thomas and Martha Wayne on a muggy October day. No, wait, scratch that.
Ahem. It was a dark and stormy night, not a creature—what? Too cheesy? Ugh. You’re right.
Sigh Call me Jukey, I’m a Brooklyn native but a Californian at heart. I keep Batarangs on my night-stand, along with my Yu-Gi-Oh deck and Thor piggy bank. I’m Sherlocked with a Deadpool sense of humor and I dream like Whovian. Did any of that make sense? If so, we’re en route to becoming the best of friends. If not, I’ll try to charm you in another way. Music keeps me in tune with my feelings. Basketball keeps me in shape. Comic books keep me informed. Movies offer me an escape from reality. Video games are to blame for my impending carpal tunnel.
As a writer I wish to sharpen my skills and contribute some of my best work to this site. Leggo!
Your Non-Friendly, Anti-Social Neighbor,